Miscellaneous: Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By ThrewItOntheGrooooooound - 07/04/2016 09:48 - Denmark - Odense

Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML

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By Benn - 21/06/2024 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I ran into my ex at the supermarket. Trying to seem nonchalant, I attempted to make small talk while pushing my cart. I didn't notice that I was steering straight into a tower of canned goods until it was too late. FML

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By 6xrv - 08/04/2017 14:00

Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

Next time READ ALL SIGNS....AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!!! ydi...

jajajapun 5

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:19

@14 you can't -_- there was a sign saying not to do that sort of thing.... YDI

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Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:28

I WILL KILL YOU!

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:29

Did you think that the sign was there just to waste whatever the hell material its made out of? YDI.

mizu22 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:36

i will kill you? seriously. come on now

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:37

It's ok, he's gonna come back to life.

winterharte 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:39

How is this an FML? If anything, it should be am FML because you're a ******* dimwit.

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:50

Dimwit = Trendsetter?

tb15 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:02

I need to find this OP and stand next to a sign saying "Don't Give me $1000"

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:03

You'll be standing next to the sign. But I'll be holding it. I'm going to Disneyland!

Shokz992 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:18

@ pendatic - I see what you did there <.<

Shokz992 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:22

That's because you don't know what other countries are.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:37

Your supermarket has ramps?

Omnigeek6 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:16

Read the signs, moron! YDI.

xxdangbooxx 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:31

they put that sign on for a reason. YDI smarty

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