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By Anonymous - 07/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Portland
Today, my estranged wife threatened to slit her wrist with a razor blade if I did not send her $50,000. She sent me a picture of her pressing a Gillette Safety razor to her wrist. It looked like she was getting ready to shave her perpetually hairy arms. She never was the sharpest knife in the drawer. FML
Step 1. File for divorce. Step 2. Block her on everything.
she needs mental health help. harried or not it could be seen as neglect to not get her help. Yes people will call adult protective services.