By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 287
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Same thing different taste

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Sounds like the makings of a pretty scary nightmare...

SmileyKyliKins 4

Dangling.. Disturbing image.. You have a dazzling choice of words..

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pcentral 17

I recommend seeing a doctor immediately! You may be suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!

tmmundy 17

That's not even remotely funny!!

FalloutGuru - Examining patients is part of my everyday job. When I do a complete physical exam, it's complete - head to toe and everything in between, men and women alike. It isn't just OB-GYNs who see vaginas and urologists who see penises. We all see them all the time, and I assure you there's nothing sexual about it.

As the saying goes.. sharing is caring.

thiscrazything 1

Ah, water parks, if you hang around them long enough, you're going to see some dislodged personal part hanging off of some embarrassed soul! Suck it up, and be glad it wasn't you.

Great, now all I can see is dangling boobs. +_+

Haha this is true! But I don't think men care about being hurt when it comes to the boobies of women.

Could have been worse. She could have lost the whole swim suit. And then your parents would have made you cover up grandma so no one can see her. Picture that. Naked, wet granny. With your towel wrapped around her. Go get her bikini bottom from the wave pool. Much worse now, right?

I have a few gynecologist that come into my job. (I bartend ) I once asked if they still get turned on by their wife/girlfriends, seeing what they see all day long? I was surprised to hear them say, "Yes, very much so!" They're professional and never view that part of their job as sexual (and I honestly believe them) Now. . . the strip club bouncers had a completely different view. :P

Are you a guy or girl? I'd hate to see that

Turtle_rebellion 10

Why would it matter? Do you think guys enjoy the sight of their grandmother's dangling ****?

mrnuleef 7

Ha if you're really from miami, then just go to haulover beach, or hollywood, or even south beach, mtv always forgets to show the old nudists on beaches. Im from mia originally