Work: Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella...

By anonymous - 16/08/2013 14:05 - United States - Grandville

Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

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Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 14:02

Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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jaybear13 14

Friday 16 August 2013 18:42

what a waste of time that girl is.

Welshite 39

Friday 16 August 2013 18:48

Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.

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jw90 18

Friday 16 August 2013 19:46

Eye twitching from the stupidity*

theboy13 13

Friday 16 August 2013 19:46

She wanted a tortilla?

Omniprism 14

Friday 16 August 2013 19:52

I'm thinking she didn't know what portobello means.

Chris93Jones 20

Friday 16 August 2013 20:07

... have you been promoted to captain yet? Mr obvious?

Ethrockerdude 6

Friday 16 August 2013 20:05

Must be a trust fund baby

Badgero 12

Friday 16 August 2013 20:12

I thought they were Portabello mushrooms, not Portobella?

Axipiter 24

Friday 16 August 2013 20:18

They are.

SilentRhapsody 13

Friday 16 August 2013 21:00

I thought they were "portobello" mushrooms.

Axipiter 24

Friday 16 August 2013 23:45

Even better 55. I was so transfixed by the a at the end, I completely forgot about the stuff in the middle. I retract my previous correction.

Anyb0dyTh 8

Friday 16 August 2013 20:13

Everyone knows portabellas are small hedgehogs, mixed with artichokes. :D :D Why the heck would you want to mix them with mushrooms?!!! What's wrong with you!! Hehe

kazmie 8

Friday 16 August 2013 20:26

money can't buy intelligence

Sheedah 9

Friday 16 August 2013 20:40

If she didn't know what portabella meant she should have asked instead of ordering off the bat. I hope she still payed for since she ate basically half of the wrap.