Work: Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella...

By anonymous - 16/08/2013 14:05 - United States - Grandville

Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 14:02

Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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jaybear13 14

Friday 16 August 2013 18:42

what a waste of time that girl is.

Welshite 39

Friday 16 August 2013 18:48

Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.

Comments

BriannaMGK 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 12:44

I don't understand why she'd order something, when she has no idea what's in it, then ask to only have just the thing that she doesn't know, in it. Wtf???

Russians 1

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:36

I was there for this. Never knew our staff was on here. Just because they have money, never meant they were smart.

GRgoldfish 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:47

... ITS CALLED A PORTABELLA SANDWICH YOU RETARDED DUMASS! I'm sorry for that, I really hate stupid people. especially ones that make us run in circles for them. best of luck op :)

reymon8823 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:56

You should have clarified when she said no veggies that portabella's are indeed mushrooms and a vegetable at that

Lesyriad 14

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:42

mushrooms aren't vegetables they are fungus

jvelmar 5

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:48

Well lucky for you, mushrooms are neither a veggie or a cheese. It's her stupidity that made her eat mushrooms.

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:05

Throw the mushrooms at her

DWynter 11

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:29

Maybe she should learn what she's ordering before she orders it. Oh, well, stupid people. Got you on FML, didn't it?

SexyAstrophy 1

Wednesday 21 August 2013 5:03

Your lack of commas has drastically affected my brain.

Peepsaredumb 6

Wednesday 21 August 2013 6:16

Well I mean you work at a yacht club...lets be real here people.

teamlucas 8

Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:56

Jesus! Wow! That girl seriously needs to be sterilized before she is able to reproduce, and bring even more stupidy and dumb shit into this world! How do you NOT know Portabella mushrooms are mushrooms?