Work: Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella...

By anonymous - 16/08/2013 14:05 - United States - Grandville

Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 14:02

Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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jaybear13 14

Friday 16 August 2013 18:42

what a waste of time that girl is.

Welshite 39

Friday 16 August 2013 18:48

Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.

Comments

sassy2085 16

Saturday 17 August 2013 3:15

Is this girl an idiot or a devious genius. Think about it she ordered a portobello wrap with no veggies and cheese which is impossible as to give her and she eats half of it and sends it back. Probably refuses to pay for it and then gets a free lunch. Simple.

jsc9306 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:07

Why is this an FML?

britroth314 5

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:19

The one in Erie?

Plasmalaser 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:29

We've got a bright one Jim.

mandalove17 8

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:42

Wow...just wow!

asherm 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:06

Did she also ask for you to adjust the ocean temp?

mccrightp 29

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:33

Soooooo....you just want bread?

royalsgrl 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 8:42

Maybe she thought it was mortadella lmfao

why57why 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 8:56

Dumbass

Fuzzynavel 10

Saturday 17 August 2013 11:41

I know mushrooms are not technically even a plant, but pretty sure most people would consider it a veggie when eating/ordering. Thus "no cheese or veggies".