By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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broderickc 13

Literally the definition of being in the wrong place at the wrong time

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starile 19

Throw some chocolate at her, maybe that will calm the beast!

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Nyx_fml 23

So what's the story with your name? Did your friend offer you a rimjob to make up for it?

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lexisJO 11

I was trying to figure out the same thing.. Hahahaha

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ghil15 8

did u slap her back?...

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SmilieAKD 20

It's called assault & battery. Call the police & have her ass thrown in jail. You can't go around just hitting people. It's against the law.

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1dvs_bstd 41

sueing is for *******, if you get hit in the face, reciprocate.

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NotoriousLES 14

That's what I'm saying! You don't sue, and you don't call police either. You simply knock the offender unconscious! Even I, all of 98 lbs, have done that with one good square punch to the jaw. Self defense is legal and admirable, not to mention satisfying.

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skyeyez9 24

God I hate these fmls where a stranger assaults the OP because OP never hits back. If that shit happened to me, the other person would be staggering away with a broken nose.

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Fuhkyoo 17

one time a lady punched me in the face holding a cucumber and it exploded, if she was a guy I definitely wouldve taken a swing back, I was hungover and she cut in line to boot

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monnanon 13

sometimes the sheer shock of getting hit knocks your reaction times. its like having an arguement when you always think of the most witty retort once its all over.

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SneakyChick1722 14

I would have called the cops on her ass for assault.It would have given her husband a break away from her.

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NotoriousLES 14

Cops are for emergencies, not bitch slaps. Just hit back as hard you can, land it right and it only takes one. Then you can walk away and move on with your day.

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