By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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broderickc 13

Literally the definition of being in the wrong place at the wrong time

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starile 19

Throw some chocolate at her, maybe that will calm the beast!

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BeautyBaby099 18

Haha that's funny. You should have slapped her back and told her to get her ears checked.

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funsizedbecka 9

I hope you smacked her back! Or called the police!

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emuexport 4

Haha, Obviously your friend was correct, she must've had the painters in!!!

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Minami_fml 1

The people of Walmart dear you can not shop there! Something terrible happens every time...things you can not unsee

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RandomRaybay 13

Should have given her a snickers! You're not you when you're hungry.

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f2_fml 8

jeez...she just assaulted you....that is just wrong

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NotFlippinFunny 6

Well, I hope you did that guy a favor and sent the bitch to jail.

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PiQo 6

I'd sue the shit out of that piece of trash!

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