By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
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SmelloJello 9

After your mom stopped chewing you out, u shoulda just farted in her face and giggled.

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amrik 11

you should never fart in front of your mom ever

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muhaidib 2

at least they weren't sulfuric and makes you want to vomit as if he ate hard boiled rotten eggs... it could be worst

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SunDropGirl 0

28 I thought only burps could smell sulferic? I mean I know farts can be really bad! but sulferic?

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EatnBeef 7

farts are methane not sulfur. ( watch me get loads of thumbs down)

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sterlingarcher 1

hahaha omg I love walmart it's like THE store to do stupid stuff at :D

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SuperAnthony 7

I just love how you described it... "vicious."

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goldneagle31 1

They didn't say they "are sulfur," but egg farts have a tendency to smell like sulfur.

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ILoveEggnog 7

Eggnog doesn't give me gas. Taco Bell on the other hand is quite deadly.

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Tayman24 0

is it bad if this FML gave me a boner????!?

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seanders 10

The thought of a cute girl blowing ass always makes me **** in my pants.

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zojieeu 6

90 cause he has a dirty fetish of smelling cute girls farts :D

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kingtz 6

Which is ironic, because cute girls don't fart...

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seanders 10

Oh sweet you're from Ontario too 90. Maybe you can blow a few my way.:p

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collegegirl87 0

That is so embarrassing! FYL

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alyslove 5

"vicious farts"........ hahahahahahaha

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XXizzlerXX 0

Ikr?! "vicious farts" hehe

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Nikki_ASW 0

Why didn't you just say it was him? YDI.

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whiteboy7thst 2

Because then it wouldn't be on FML. C'mon now.

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HikaruZanshii 3

Lolol 30 Anyhow, if OP said it was her, it would be kind of impolite from her to accuse someone else even if it wasnt her cause any other ways, i guess her mom would've not believed her. T: on my opinion.

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misabel90 6

u could've just said it was him

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SmelloJello 9

After your mom stopped chewing you out, u shoulda just farted in her face and giggled.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Your so funny ..what? What's so funny?

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holymolybro 0

Sarcasm. That's what's funny.

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Hey, Chad Kroger...GTFO! -_- Your comments make me cry inside.

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Hey, Chad Kroger...GTFO! -_- Your comments make me cry inside.

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