Health: Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for...

By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 094

You deserved it 4 451

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 652

You deserved it 212

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 19:47 - Ireland

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 650

You deserved it 2 485

By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 3 529

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 975

You deserved it 2 710

By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 079

You deserved it 3 918

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 694

You deserved it 46 119

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 361

You deserved it 5 921

Keep it to yourself

By oops - 30/11/2011 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 869

You deserved it 19 854

A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 424

PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 021

You deserved it 5 103

broderickc 13

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:05

Literally the definition of being in the wrong place at the wrong time

starile 19

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:06

Throw some chocolate at her, maybe that will calm the beast!

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 7 September 2013 7:22

You didn't say a word...if you said something she may have noticed your voice was different that your friends and you wouldn't have been hit...

NikkiAmber09 12

Saturday 7 September 2013 7:37

I would have in turn slapped your friend. It's a sexist remark. Hormones are heightened but that doesn't mean that a woman is angry and always screaming. Btw this isn't getting angry. Just making a general statement.

ball_crusher 4

Sunday 8 September 2013 22:16

see all those downvotes? you have angered teh menz!

Tonka_Cookie 10

Saturday 7 September 2013 8:05

i felt sorry for the OP but that username..

ilovefall10 21

Saturday 7 September 2013 8:42

Your friend deserved it. You didn't.

jonnyscash 12

Saturday 7 September 2013 8:47

Should have then got her some tampons lol

azisles02 17

Saturday 7 September 2013 9:19

Call me a puss or smart, but I'd take a dive after that & start screaming bloody murder until someone call the cops on her.

beautiful_hope 16

Saturday 7 September 2013 9:27

I'd **** punt that bitch so hard she'd be chewing on her tampon. It's really not cool to strike someone unprovoked & shit like that would not go down well for the person if I had been the one that was slapped.