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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her Snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face, then tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML

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By NaCl - 24/05/2014 21:20 - United States - Duluth

Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By pizza girl - 30/08/2013 04:33 - United States - Nettleton

Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.

thatkid00117 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

Throw some salt at her

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buckdharma 37

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:02

If she comes back squirt some mustard on her.

StEpHiE1226 12

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:14

Don't come between a fat broad and her food op!!!

mkcherry 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:44

Even if you heard her wrong she's unbelievably rude for doing that for a wrong order. Most sane people would have just asked for salt.

gavagoul 10

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:45

Sounds like she planned this out or she's just retarted.

stanjohnson 11

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:48

Well, that's what you get for giving someone what they asked for instead of what they wanted.

Fmlano 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:00

Situations like these are the reason that I don't believe in the saying "The costumer is always right."

soldiat_fml 17

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:16

I think you mean the customer. Though I suppose the customer *could* be a costumer.

SarMarJo 17

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:32

Throw salt in her face? Seems like a good idea. Unless you want to keep your job...

robotiick7 23

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:46

This is why I hate working with people

aligater10 7

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:13

people amaze me every freakin day.. -_- idiots...

Erery 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:34

"The customer is always right" Bitch please.

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