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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:34 - Sweden

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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xiar 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:01

In this situation, despite the cockroaches and germs, you climb over or under.

Jandude 9

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:30

why do you have the janitors number?

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Sencilia 14

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:29

...so how did you get out?

rubbiishjoker 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:34

sleep in the toilet overnight and tell the boss you work OT overnight.

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:38

scruffy the janitor was on break.

theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:38

do you have the janitor's number saved in your phone under janitor? or under his real name Jan Itor (pronounced Yahn Eetor...scrubs fans anyone? anyone...Bueller) also to all the "crawl under or over" posters out there, she might be talking about an Actual door. she never said it was the stall door that was the problem

yourlifesfucked 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:53

The real reason he didn't come save her is because the ghost who hates spills ( or in this case broken handles) was haunting that bathroom, and he didn't want to get all ghost-ed.