Work: Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:34 - Sweden

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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xiar 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:01

In this situation, despite the cockroaches and germs, you climb over or under.

Jandude 9

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:30

why do you have the janitors number?

Comments

valenzuela86 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:01

by itself or with the secretary?

Gundamu 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:09

He must have had important business to deal with.

rommie_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:21

I'm sorry but the janitor is hilarious... I'm very extremely sorry you dealt with that but thats funny from my point of view.

Jorindaaah 7

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:26

Does anyone thinks; Scrubs??

zemo999 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:32

What #57 said, quit being a puss...

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:43

Call him back, and tell him he obviously misunderstood. If that doesn't work, call his boss. Alternatively, just call the office, have someone come in and open the stall from the outside. All those locks have a slot where you can open them with a coin or screwdriver.

derschadenfreude 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:58

FYL for having a lazy janitor. I hope this janitor is the same one that the guy shit on the floor and left the note "I could have used the bowl, I didn't. enjoy" because at least he's being punished somehow. don't worry, op. when it's all said and done, you're still a human being with a job, he's a janitor! the universe has already balanced things out

deaper 16

Tuesday 9 November 2010 20:31

That's when you use your shoulder to forcibly break the damn door down, then go fill out a written complaint that "somebody" must have gotten locked in and broken the door down since they had no other way outta there!