By rubgy_lover - 27/06/2013 15:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML
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Welshite 39

You work in a library. I'm sure there are plenty of books detailing murders and the proper process of getting rid of a body...

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FelixVC1 21

Just is the problem for us library workers eh? People can be so unreasonable. I get this all the time at work too!

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morella_xx 29

You get hit all the time by customers at work? You need to find a new job.

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nightbirdblue 27

Or a bat. A bat could persuade people not to mess with you.

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SenselessPattern 12

Or maybe a flock of bats, with the ability to swoop in and deal justice at OP's whim.

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FelixVC1 21

Well, not everyone who goes to the library is there to read books, I'll be polite and put it that way.

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tsent8 15

Please don't tell me you screamed when you were hit.

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showmeyourears 19

I also work at the library :D I work in youth services so unfortunately, noisiness is just expected and not much can be done about it since most of the patrons are little kids.

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gloooooria 14

Little kids can listen too.

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goose12321 11

You'd better teach them now while they're young to be quiet in a library, otherwise they'll grow up and do the same thing, and good luck telling them then to be quiet. You'll probably get hit in the face.

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jessBeAqueen 13

maybe you should go to the childrens section, find a book on manners (how to use your indoor voice) and POW Right in the kisser!!!

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FightMyLiger 19

Did you sneak up on him and whisper it in his/her ear? That's how I usually end up getting punched. .... Hello, Clarissssse...

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KiddoKS 19

Did they hit you in the face with an anger management book they were reading? In all seriousness, hope you're not too hurt, though.

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perdix 29

"Would you mind terribly shutting your filthy cesspool of a piehole and subjecting us to your discordant blithering? Thanks, much :) " You may THINK that's polite...

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BrotherPhil 35

... But it's actually exactly what needs saying.

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rugby_lover09 13

Perdix commented on my FML! My life is now complete!

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I'm sure he did. You know how many books there are on silent ninja attacks? 17. That's a lot.

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perdix 29

For someone who claims to be a "rugby lover," you seem to be kind of a wuss. Hasn't the game taught you anything about kicking ass? Go Maroons!

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maximus_prime 24

Hey Perdix, just wondering which Maroons you are referring to?

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perdix 29

#50, the ones you are thinking about!

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rugby_lover09 13

I played rugby in high school which was 5 years ago. I would still be playing today if my doctor would allow me. She told me to stop after mutiple concussions, broken fingers and a broken foot... Man, I loved that sport!

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maximus_prime 24

I thought so, but doesn't everyone follow them ;-)

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EvilUndead 9

1. Next time, call security. 2. If you're security, buy a tazer or take martial arts classes.

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laden_swallow09 34

Where do these alleged library security guards keep coming from and why can't I ever find one?? A public school library, MAYBE, but a standalone, public-funded library?

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