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By rubgy_lover - 27/06/2013 15:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML

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By NoUsernamHere - 03/06/2015 13:25 - United States

Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML

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It wasn't me

By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Glad to help out

By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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By FallCameEarly - 27/02/2014 06:21 - United States - Alhambra

Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML

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Run run run

By Chiong - 26/02/2022 12:00

Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML

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Classic backfire

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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Risky business

By PleaseCalmDownThisIsALibrary - 30/06/2023 16:00 - United States - Columbia

Today, I'm just a simple librarian. Last week, we had to call the cops on two separate aggressive patrons. Today, I had to call the cops yet again. WTF? FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 27 June 2013 18:59

You work in a library. I'm sure there are plenty of books detailing murders and the proper process of getting rid of a body...

horsesaboveppl 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 18:57

I hope you kicked them out

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olpally 32

Thursday 27 June 2013 19:45

Call the cops and get that person locked away. What an asshat!

Josephp86 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 19:47

I'm surprised you were hit, considering that you're in Canada...

theboy13 13

Thursday 27 June 2013 20:13

Assault, call the cops

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 June 2013 20:38

You were probably not alone in asking...but in that way he could have been kicked out...

buddy51 23

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:04

YDI for being the Oppressor!!!

cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:09

I'm sure a few heavy books in the face could help kick him out efficiently.

chezgigi 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:19

Throw the book at him!

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 28 June 2013 0:29

Grab one of those big atlas books and smack them across the face.

FMLbutYDI 17

Friday 28 June 2013 0:59

Not all Canadians are polite!

girlbye23 15

Friday 28 June 2013 2:04

Drag his ass outside and beat him

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