By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

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Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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Tylerj1124 12

Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.

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FacelessCruelty 12

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golden_warrior 23

I love FML comments. Dump him or beat him up

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chabelo 10

maybe he was jerking off while watching some **** on his cellphone and the pornstar name is the same as OPs lol

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MWidderAUDI 14

maybe I missed it but I did not see anywhere that said the gender of op or their roommate.

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Tylerj1124 12

Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?

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NeatNit 32

Yes, or otherwise calling for you. maybe he forgot to take a towel, or the lights turned off or something? stop flattering yourself!

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inthedopeshow 17

And even if it were sexual, there are people in the world who have the same name as OP. Shocking, I know. If OP's name is common their roommate could easily have been moaning about someone with the same name.

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starflyer59 17

but, but... OPs name is "Idontwanttoknow" I've never met anyone else with that name before.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Dont be in denial guys. What it looks like is usually whats going on. You remind me of those people who stay with their cheating spouses because they believe they'll change.

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ohjoy15 33

@#41 Well 'starflyer59'... Guess your parents blessed you with a unique name too.

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inthedopeshow 17

42, nope, just not the type to jump to conclusions.

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Cartera 10

It may be worse than their head.. the roommate may have gotten soap in their eye. THE HORROR. OP YOU MONSTER.

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Zambi33 6

Maybe they had back pain

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MagicalOrphan 6

You should just ask them why they were doing that but it's pretty funny still

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AthiestNun 11

I would moan their name back. Make it personal.

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Caitie_kid 8

Lol! The roommate was probably trying to be funny. They should've stood at the bathroom door and started moaning their name back. That's what I would've done.

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Caitie_kid 8

Or snuck into the bathroom and whispered next to the shower "Yessss?"

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sonicgreg 12

Since it never was funny in the first place Backpains

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imtooshy 18

Could this be Single White Female part2?

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soapmactavish82 8

Not to many people are old enough to know about that movie

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

It's possible s/he was moaning about someone else. You're probably not the oly one with that name...

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strike2867 13

It's possible, but the OP's name is Lintexesmian.

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geekpower_fml 28

Lintexesmian? No way! That's my name too!

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.

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hurtandabused 7

Please don't say that! My nephews nicknamed Mickey!

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WiseGuy79 14

That song could work for a few different names - Nikki, Ricky, Bob.. Alright maybe not that last one lol

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theworldismad 10

maybe his mind wasn't the only thing Mickey was blowing in there

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noobsatin 19

everything always has to be about you. selfish.

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mollyjynxjax 28

Your username is a fail. I'm pretty sure you meant satan (as in the devil), not satin (as in the fabric)

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Welshite 39

Ooh, are we changing people's usernames now? This is gonna be fun... #32: I hereby rename you hollyjinxjack.

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buckdharma 36

#45- Oh-oh-oh, my turn! I rename you chasmspasm.

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Wizardo 33

#52, Cleogasm - for that royal satisfaction.

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TheDrifter 23

I shall dub thee the great and mighty Wolowizard

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Angel_Cacey 7

Well op , is your name common ? Maybe your roommate was thinking of someone with the same name as you..you can hope so anyway...

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Axipiter 24

59, your new username is RudeHijackerWayToRuinAGoodThread.

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Wizardo 33

#56, you are now TheSensibleDriver, cos you know, you have no road rage.

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Pleonasm 35

We're not supposed to go full circle!

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Wizardo 33

But if we do does that mean this thread is like a Möbius strip and its a fixed point in time that never ends?! In that case take the red pill...

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buckdharma 36

#48 GeoPrizm- Takes all day to get there.

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noobsatin 19

actually I did mean it as in the fabric. nice try though silly person.

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First_JOman 22

#9/#123: I just thought you got the 'a' and the 't' backwards :S

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Wizardo 33

Sleep with your back against the wall and a bat next to your bed, don't want any unwanted cavity penetrations anywhere...

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