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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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By em from Cali - 28/07/2012 08:07 - United States - Visalia

Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Nola - 27/04/2017 12:00

Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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kut17 11

Monday 18 March 2013 8:55

I'm guessing you work either at Walmart or a gas station.

DarkSeekerX94446 14

Monday 18 March 2013 8:54

I will never be able to un-see the mental image..

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skinnen 7

Monday 18 March 2013 17:23

And you in your infinite compassion decided to judge rather than help! Nice set if morals you got going on there honey!

cshell424 10

Monday 18 March 2013 17:25

Yeah, I work at WalMart, too...

Slackness 10

Monday 18 March 2013 18:02

and no guacamole? She REALLY does need help.

perdix 29

Monday 18 March 2013 18:33

Let her alone -- it was her cheese, nacho cheese.

olpally 32

Monday 18 March 2013 18:52

Help the poor woman!! My god... That's horrible.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 18 March 2013 19:00

Maybe they taste better to her that way.

suewtsn 3

Monday 18 March 2013 19:10

Welcome to our future hey?

FightMyLiger 19

Monday 18 March 2013 20:24

Go home Hasselhoff, you're drunk!

rachel_h 14

Monday 18 March 2013 20:37

Creepy...

simoncat 11

Monday 18 March 2013 20:49

Great. Now I'm craving cheesy nachos.

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