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By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:11

wow. i signed up for an fmylife.com account just so i could say this... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jayfx 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

oh my god..

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AliceWalker 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:14

Awh. That's lovely.

rydogster 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:42

nasty

stfuchivonne 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:37

ewww. how'd you get out of the building? I want to know the after part of this story

RunZoneFive 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:29

Thats terrible! I hope you're feeling better

MukyDaCookie 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:53

Awww that is disgusting. So did you go home after claiming you weren't feeling well? Did you continue the rest of the day in the sh*t shorts?

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:59

Squirty Joe huh? Well that name is disturbing. And you said "I'm WEARING" a mini skirt today, does that mean you just cleaned it up and kept it on? What do you have to say for yourself Squirty Joe? I understand that stuff happens, when I was in 2nd grade I peed myself in the girls bathroom. I had waited to finish what I was doing before I went (always the perfectionist), and there was a line.