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By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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By Rhayne - 26/12/2023 22:00 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, I, a 29 year-old, healthy female who has never done anal, felt the urge to fart while working on my computer. However, it then felt like I was going to be poop, so did a mini sprint to my bathroom. Unfortunately, my anus let go and I shat myself. What is wrong with me? FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:11

wow. i signed up for an fmylife.com account just so i could say this... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jayfx 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

oh my god..

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supersize_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:26

and the person who posted that username is squirty_JOE a guys name. Unless he wears mini skirts to work.

krissy33 0

Friday 23 July 2010 17:30

Still, it's posted by a WOMAN. I think that's more important than the name, which is probably a joke.

Mattyknows 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:30

pics or it didn't happen.

squier21 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:20

haha you gambled and LOST, girl. Best of luck to you.

notlaughingwitu 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:28

LOL. you deserved that one for sure.

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 9 March 2009 8:00

I agree, FYL. I don't see how people think you deserved this.

UpperSanctuary 0

Monday 9 March 2009 8:13

Pain in the belly - Mother always used to say "If you're stomach hurts, go sit on the pot." If you had a smart mother like mine, you would have known to rush to the commode. I am surprised that SquirtyJoe didn't have enough upstairs to head to the toilet. I hope she's learned a valuable lesson about her anatomy and how it works. I hope she cleaned up after herself, too. She might want to learn how to do kegels, it strengthens the muscles in the pelvic area, so you can learn how to hold your bowels until you reach a toilet. Good luck, you sound like you need it. PS Farts usually come out, they never need to be fully pushed.