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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anon - 28/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I tried to act extra confident by making intense eye contact during a meeting. My boss finally stopped talking and asked, “Do you need something, or are you just glaring at me?” Now everyone thinks I have a crush on him. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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Never forget

By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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suppressed08 2

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:12

Easy enough excuse - just say it was for easy remembrance. It only works as an excuse cos he's your boss though :)

UnicornsDoExist 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:13

Dude, that's embarrassing. I once had to tell my dad my laptop password so he could get a guy to fix it (my crush's dad) and my password was my crush's first and last name.

Comments

shannonjnae2706 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:45

Stalker...you did kinda deserve it. No offense, but that one is a bad on your part.

ppzh_08 4

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:57

Ummm....stalker much????

MissBoo111 21

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:34

ummm she wasn't a stalker she was doing the name of her crush as her password that's not stalking stalking is following someone around and remembering their every move. besides my computer pic is my crush's pic but if I ever took my laptop to a place where I knew he would be I would totally change it!!!

Lolzords 11

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:20

"I use that password for all my accounts, let me just go and change it for you." Simples.

Rokksteady 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:41

Kinda creepy!

katelynjoy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:46

Freeper!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:03

What's wrong with freeping? I freep all the time. In fact, I'm freeping in your yard as I type this.

katelynjoy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:13

haha

thegoodlife101 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:49

im pretty sure this was on here a couple weeks ago...

Emilyinroom483 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:09

It was.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:51

yeah, Deja Moo !

Bobby64 29

Sunday 3 October 2010 22:42

There was one very similar to this: "Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It was his name. FML"

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:58

YDI for using the term "crush", for being redundant and repetitive by saying that he asked for your password twice, for having a job at all, for being out of the kitchen, for being repetitive and saying that your boss needed your password on two different occassions in the same sentence, for giving a password to ANYONE for ANY reason EVER, for having eyes with which to make eye contact, and for repeating yourself in a redundant manner.