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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

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By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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Sunday 3 October 2010 12:12

Easy enough excuse - just say it was for easy remembrance. It only works as an excuse cos he's your boss though :)

UnicornsDoExist 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:13

Dude, that's embarrassing. I once had to tell my dad my laptop password so he could get a guy to fix it (my crush's dad) and my password was my crush's first and last name.

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Lilllly_1316 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:30

YDI for making it your boss's name, and being clueless that your boss might need your password for something WORK related. But, FML because that sucks, and I feel your pain. So... I'mma click both. :D

benelly 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:31

this fml is a copy cat. someone has already used this exact one for a laugh. having trouble believing this OP.

rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:50

same.

oh_merde 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:18

Ikr

Stabmewithaspoon 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:41

Sound like a bad porno intro

VictimsOfTheDown 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:29

:) haha very true

VictimsOfTheDown 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:54

:) haha very true

failblorg 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:42

I'd say because your terrible with names and the last name you'd wanna forget is your own boss, right? RIGHT!?

meeeaner_th 16

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:43

Just say you forgot it and you have it written down somewhere. Run out of his office and change it, come back later. Simple.

lolatlifehahaha 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:50

well, maybe it's a good thing that you're forced to reveal your feelings. you might be rewarded for it :)

Richisme 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:53

Why the FML? Now is your chance. Tell him the truth. What's the worst that could happen? If you are rejected, then it's good knowing you asked. If accepted, hot, passionate office sex.

squirrels_FTW 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:05

lol..... that's embarrasin.....

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:21

was it necessary that you tell him? you couldn't of just typed it in yourself?

A_Clwrk_Orng 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:21

oh noes... when I worked at (company name goes here) one of the IT guys asked for my password for whatever reason, and I told him it was "iLoVeItDoggyStyle" we had a good laugh.. YDI for embarrassing so easy.