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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anon - 28/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I tried to act extra confident by making intense eye contact during a meeting. My boss finally stopped talking and asked, “Do you need something, or are you just glaring at me?” Now everyone thinks I have a crush on him. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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suppressed08 2

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:12

Easy enough excuse - just say it was for easy remembrance. It only works as an excuse cos he's your boss though :)

UnicornsDoExist 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:13

Dude, that's embarrassing. I once had to tell my dad my laptop password so he could get a guy to fix it (my crush's dad) and my password was my crush's first and last name.

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leena24 11

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:25

deary me...you totally deserved it

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:27

Maybe you should change it. Try using your favorite activity, like "Drinking".

UnicornsDoExist 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:31

mrFTW 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:34

hahahah hell yeah! other fml ftw

Smeagol648 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:27

Wow

miasanmia 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:28

I, too, would've just said it's an easy to remember workplace password. Totally has a Better Off Ted vibe to it tho.

dannnngthatsux 19

Monday 6 July 2015 23:14

' There are two knobs...' 'He just peed on me'

rottentomatoes 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:33

awkward...

perdix 29

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:34

Luckily, his last name happened to be McDreamy. Sure, it's awkward but sort of explainable. It would be a disaster if your password started with "TheFutureMrs."

Sonfang 19

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:59

=^_^= win! That's true, OP, count your blessings.

grabblebyk 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:36

how could you not see that coming? ydi for not considering every possible situation in which you might be forced to reveal your password. lolz

kidclarke 15

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:51

You should have made something up for having it or stop being such a creep.

kkeilty10 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:13

omgggg.

confusdsincbirth 5

Sunday 3 October 2010 13:39

Like many said above, come up with an excuse! The best would probably be easy rememberance (also stated above) but there are many more. C'Mon OP! You dissapoint me....