Miscellaneous: Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids...

By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 37 821

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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You deserved it 5 140

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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You deserved it 31 381

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

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You deserved it 1 754

Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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You deserved it 9 308

Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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You deserved it 3 135

Sweaty

By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 4 847

By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

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You deserved it 1 429

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Double FML

By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

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You deserved it 130

By bmaas - 17/03/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

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You deserved it 6 093

itsme88 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:55

As my mom would say..."it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...or acts like a dumbass." FHL, no sympathy for you.

jbells26 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:16

That seems more like an FML for HER, not you.

Comments

zoey365 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:57

dang. maybe you should work on that aime before you try to teach little kids how to throw the football too. you could scar them for life lol

cheerchick4life 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:00

more of an fml for her

komotoko 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:19

Today I was enjoying a great day at the pool, when some jerk through a football at me, and broke my nose Im tottally calling my lawer tomorrow :P

myfriend_youfail 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:26

Wtf is a "lawer", wtf is "tottally", and how can you "through" something? I'm totally calling your English teacher tomorrow. :P

thighsofglory 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:29

You were fired before she hit the ground, too, right? Or do you work for your dad?

LOL_7052 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:35

Today, I was throwing stuff at people and accidently hit a lady really hard. She had a concussion. Oh how horrible my life is... Nice dude.

Starfire22 5

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:39

Wow... you fail... thats all I really have to say

schwinn11 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:45

1st and goal you old bitch

XxxTohardforuxxX 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:38

Hahaha #25

XxxTohardforuxxX 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:40

Hahaha #25. Anyways,OP,why do u only care about yourself? The ball hit the lady and before wondering if she was okay,you proceeded to think about yourself. I think your a ******* douchebag. :P