Work: Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under...

By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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Hush!

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00

Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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AnOriginalName 19

Thursday 7 August 2014 11:52

My name is Erik and I work at a library too. Thanks for making me fear going into work tomorrow, buddy.

markcallanan_ 20

Thursday 7 August 2014 11:51

That's just... Nasty.

Comments

kaseyyeahh 7

Thursday 7 August 2014 15:07

this would be a good reason for having a log of users who use the computers, and having them in view of the desk. then you could look at who used it and ask other workers who had the baby. bam, mystery solved and patron banned.

Vickeh 15

Thursday 7 August 2014 15:31

A shitty situation indeed... pun aside, no wants to see that at work. Feel for you

ShariG2010 8

Thursday 7 August 2014 17:03

Ewww gross! I feel for you!

OJ25 2

Thursday 7 August 2014 17:55

Did anyone consider that the diaper accidentally fell from the parents bag? life gets full on as a parent accidents happen. its stll unfortunate it became such a nasty mess for you.

dkelly_6 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 18:01

Nobody deserves that.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Thursday 7 August 2014 21:06

I'm glad that never happened to me when I used to volunteer at the library. I hope it was just an accident, or there is one lazy, selfish person out there with no empathy.