Do you eat any dairy products, OP? That could contribute to the condition. My pediatrician thought I had acid reflux disease, but it turns out I just was lactose intolerant. But only a mild form that gives me gas when I eat dairy. Doesn't stop me from having ice-cream, cake, and milkshakes, though. Try and isolate the cause and eliminate it. If you can't find it, just use Beano; then there'll be no gas!

Aw! Bad luck op. I know it's a condition but you should tell your boss.

Pee-eww I'd hate to work in that same office with you. Beano or get some medical help. Sorry about your condition but it's also unfair to your co-workers.

If your coworkers are more worried about the farting sound than the smell, that can be a good thing.

Hopefully your boss isn't as retarded as most are on FML an in everyday life.

That stinks (no pun intended) for you but hopefully your boss is professional and the two of you can have a rational discussion about this and maybe he can work out some different office arrangements. If not, show him your telling the truth by blasting out a nice rotten egg bomber! He cannot fire you over a medical condition, it's against the law. And so far as your co-workers go, go home, eat a ton of broccoli, hard boiled eggs and beer, then go into work the next day and give them all a nice big present!

Some apps are just that good, Noor.

The best app by far is the cutting board for ipad app.

You're sitting on a gold mine -- literally! You should stick a microphone up your ass and record your awesome farts. Then, you can, uh, release, . . . the most authentic fart app on the market. You'll get rated five stars -- five, brown, malodorous stars.

That would be really embarrassing in both ways of just letting people think its a machine or telling them