Intimacy: Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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By Shobz - 26/10/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By PentiumBawls8 - 20/01/2010 22:38 - United States

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Thursday 8 October 2009 23:34

Wow, I think my mom works with you...

brinky09 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:14

Oh you're a smart one, aren't you? YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

Comments

shewolfintheclos 0

Monday 4 January 2010 5:17

god, that must suck. this is not at all your fault, just a terrible coincidencee..

Compass 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:21

It's better to have sex in your office and find out the intercom is on than to have sex in your cubicle and realise you're in a cubicle.

marine10_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:51

lieees! why would you be "laying" on the intercom button! it's not on the ground.

LexSwift 17

Monday 31 May 2010 9:56

Who says they weren't on the desk?

nerf456 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:45

fake this happens in movies

Katuski 4

Tuesday 1 June 2010 19:03

classic!

kendallkbabe7787 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:53

20- you just made me lmao

sexygummybear13 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:47

I have totally heard and seen this one before!

Riddler77 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:42

I don't know why people keeping calling this slurry and shit, in my opinion it's ******* awesome!

few12 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 21:37

whats an intercom button

xomollziexo17 1

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:00

ok really? how did you just get it on in the middle of work? arent people gonna get a little suspicious when you and your husband are both missing? i call this one fake