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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 16:32 - United States

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Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 247
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Oh you're a smart one, aren't you? YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

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So when you say ''halfway through,'' does that mean you got off the button and continued?

skippy722 0

maybe he put a condom in the card cuz who would go into some1's work place and say "hey, u wanna f*ck?" they prolly didnt use the condom and he used it to suggest that they have sex...

BWC1234 0

You may not get fired...maybe your coworkers enjoyed it *wink*

meh, he prob only lasted 4 seconds anyways so nobody would have noticed...

everyone do the david letterman and talk with your dick

You're an idiot #6. How is this slutty? It's her husband.

skidbubble 0

YDI for having sex at work on company time. you are there to work not get your jollies.