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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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You deserved it 134 923

By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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You deserved it 8 096

By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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You deserved it 29 215

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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You deserved it 57 661

By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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You deserved it 24 398

By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 4 433

By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 780

You deserved it 8 010

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 9:20

I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck

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Thursday 26 February 2009 12:18

So? Suck it up.

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ollierocks96 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:37

hahahaha your name is marry me nick jonas? wow, I can see why you're such a prick.

jalopotan 8

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:44

#200......THE WORLD DONT REVOLVE ROUND YOU EITHER BEATLES KICK ASS!JONAS BRUTHAZ KAN CHOKE ON DA PINNAPLE BEOTCH!!!!!

ZacharyorAndrew 0

Friday 23 April 2010 1:58

see its u kind of people

just_laugh_along 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 4:21

So you're not into horror, huh?

pu13 5

Sunday 9 May 2010 7:32

yes but why and to record a 3d concert

nerdtastic 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:25

they can get girls because they are famous for amature singing. if they weren't famous, they'd be screwed

jewelgracia 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 10:08

I love jb <3

lana1316 0

Monday 23 August 2010 16:01

that sux the jonas brothers r gay retards who cant sing

sukatlife 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:34

**** you im gonna get moderated aren't i

RainbowSkinnies 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:00

dude I LOVE that movie(: No joke!

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied, "I'm Kate thanks." FML

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Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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Today, I almost got expelled for bringing a weapon to school. The "weapon"? A yellow travel-size hairbrush. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

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Today, I was sexting my ex in a bad choice whirlwind, but I accidentally sent it to the guy I've just met. I immediately knew the message wasn’t meant for him, and that it ruined our chances of dating. FML

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