Love: Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some...

By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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Same thing different taste

By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Ashley Youngman - 16/06/2019 20:04

Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. FML

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Come to bed eyes

By marshmallowssss - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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LinkToEverything 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:22

the average jelllo has more brain cells then this moron...

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:40

I'd be pissed. Of course, any guy I'd ever date would know better than to comment on a girl's weight. That's just common sense.

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LinkToEverything 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:22

the average jelllo has more brain cells then this moron...

M3DO 24

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:38

Than* It obviously has more brain cells than you as well.

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Friday 28 December 2018 11:08

Awkward....

Mannerheim 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:12

Perhaps you should have been fun? Oh wait, or better yet, called up Jenny Craig with weight watchers? (My cousin is married to her son, and no we're not jews)

MissyMayhem 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:35

Some of these are just too horrible to believe.

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:40

I'd be pissed. Of course, any guy I'd ever date would know better than to comment on a girl's weight. That's just common sense.

inkstains 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 13:56

Your boyfriend is an asshole.

FlavorfulUnicorn 4

Thursday 26 February 2009 16:19

I'd be upset as well. Dudes need to think before they speak sometimes. Even if he was trying to crack a joke, it's in very poor taste.

ThatLoneIyGuy 8

Thursday 24 December 2015 3:37

I agree but gals can also do that. "Do i look fat in this" is a prime example

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 16:42

It was okay until he had to go and add the "except without the fun." Then it's just kind of mean

marquez_jasmine 6

Tuesday 25 September 2012 17:56

I think her boyfriend said she was like jello, only she was the fun part of it. Not the jiggly part

cali28_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 17:22

I think that even if he was joking (which I'm sure he was) he still needs to watch what he says. We're girls and yeah, sometimes we do take a lot of little stuff to heart but watch, once you start saying stuff like that to guys, they'll be just as insecure...they just hide it better. What was your response to that?

Karbear 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 17:31

Wow forget that guy.... I hope u broke up with him... If he will say stuff like that 2 ur face u kno he is sayin stuff behind ur back... It probably will b sooooo much worse then what he said 2 ur face.... Guys r soo mean...