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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 9:20

I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck

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Thursday 26 February 2009 12:18

So? Suck it up.

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lakergurl91 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:50

LMFAO!! Smile Jesus loves you!!

Syldoran 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:36

Ugh, I feel bad for you. Even if you DID like the Jonas Brothers that would be hell. If you got the expected high crowds, all the cleanup and customer service and whatnot to deal with . . . And if you got the SMALL crowds that have apparently been mentioned by other theaters, well, that'd just be a waste of time, I think. Not to mention that, if you ran projectors, you'd get stuck watching the same movie over and over . . . I think that'd get old even liking the movie. Bleh. FYL just for all that. An extra FYL because I also dislike the Jonas Brothers and I sympathize with you. >3>

buddymask1 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:22

honestly, i do understand this fml. screaming girls, big crowds, ect. i don't, however, understand the hate in these comments. if you don't like jb, who cares? i doubt you're any better than they are. a lot of people look up to them and negativty against them doesn't make you look cool. so chill out. ps. the jonas brothers will never be as good as the beatles. they've said this before themselves. it's just a fact of life.

eldoritoman 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:07

That's how it was at our theater, too! Doesn't it suck?!

Kupokupupo 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:09

hahahahaha.... fail theatre

LewJH 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 15:04

No, 12 year old girls love the Jonas Brothers, why do you think it's so easy for them to be abstinent? Edit: also, the OP is a woman ¬¬

nerdking21 10

Friday 4 September 2009 22:53

The Jonas Brothers need to fall into a deep dark well and then just die. They are the most pathetic excuse for music i have ever heard. Them and Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus.