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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 9:20

I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck

jayhawk63 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:18

So? Suck it up.

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kevinmcl 0

Monday 2 March 2009 19:45

omg... im so sry

gamerpro2000 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:09

OMGROFLBBQ. Yeah. I couldn't sit through that. Its for moments like that that I have an iPhone. Saves me unneeded ear bleeds.

LyLa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:26

I appreciate this...so much. :D HAHA.

wylilkocher44 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:37

I don't see the bad in this one, probably brought a lot of business.

samtamrox 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:43

thats awesome. i wish i was lucky enough to see that movie. i dont get to till this weekend!

MikeRat 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:03

This is the funniest (and truest) FML I've ever heard of...

musicmandy 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:15

nooo they are awsome!!!

TronRx 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:15

the only 2 things that would be worse than that are: 1. you have to preview the movie (to check for glitches) 2. you have to tear tickets or manage the endless lines of screaming 13 year old girls wearing Jonas Brothers tshirts and harmoniously singing every one of their shitty songs so either way, like #1 said, "I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck"

SilverBallet 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:52

Ouch. That sounds like a bad omen for the new equipment. And, #8, keeping true to a "purity ring" is easy when your fan-base consists of 12-year-old girls.

mgaskarth 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:43

okay, i'm sick and tired of people making fun of the Jonas Brothers. what is so bad with them? They ARE talented. Just because they don't sing the type of music you like doesn't mean they don't have any talent. So what they have purity rings. It's what they believe in. Random people i'm sure don't make fun of you for what you believe in. Yeah, their fanbase is mostly made up of 5-13 year olds but who cares? There are a lof of older girls/boys over than 16[me] who like them.