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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 9:20

I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck

jayhawk63 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:18

So? Suck it up.

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thelele 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:48

this is a totally legit FML. The Jonas Brothers are so untalented, it hurts.

awkwardmoments 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:50

if youre a girl, just sit back and relax. even if you hate their music, just watch them the entire time, because they are great to look at. if youre a dude, just stop being so jealous that so many girls, i being one of them, would go for them over you any day. the jonas brothers are amazing, and im NOT another stupid teenie. ARE YOU CREEPIN'?! JS<3

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 23 July 2012 1:44

Dude, have you ever heard of using caps at the beginning of sentences? And almost every girl I know wants to punch every jonas brother in the groin so hard they end up in the hospital.

bbowers 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

so i totally know how you feel. i work at a movie theater and we got our first digital projector when friday the 13th came out. we are playing jonas brothers this week and we have to come in an extra 2 hours early to just play the early showing of that movie

Jimmy_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:28

haha, I ushered at a movie theater in my home town for two years. Teenage movies are the worse unless you bring a bunch of rednecks in for talladega nights (worst mess ever). goodluck.