By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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You deserved it 29 184

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How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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suaveneanderthal 0

Today, I was letting my phone charge and i saw it light up, i figured it was just done charging so i didnt bother to check it and i fell asleep. Turns out my girlfriend had sent me a picture message of her naked and covered in whipped cream telling me to come to her house asap. FML There is a fml what happened to you was just a damn mistake. get the hell over it

This is an fml? How is this an fml? This happens to me a lot...

the_poop_bandit 0

OH MAN YOUR LIFE BLOWS. idiot, this happened to me earlier today. is it unfair of me to guess you are fairly spoiled?

SmoothTalker 0

OMG OUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!...seriously this is the most retarded fml ever wtf were the moderators thinking

Do you really need to share the mundane details of your life with the internet? Get a blog.

How the **** is this accepted as an FML?

UNLCKYBTCH 0

I'm getting really pissed with all these FMLs that are far from worthy of being posted

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Damn, people. How many times do you have to repeat the same thing? :|

rxysurfbum07 0