By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

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Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
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meanie_monday 0

Dump the guy, date the bike. Problem solved ;)

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anger18 0

it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol

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AdvocataDiaboli 0

He apparently hasn't been trying THAT hard if he hasn't gone out and bought a vibrator, which (now obviously) works for you.

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SaphireScorpion 0

And you haven't managed to take the reins and show him how in 3 years? YDI

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Maddoctor 10

Speaking from experience, that still doesn't always work. It's an FML all the way.

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Oxnard 0

I've masturbated on a bike twice, and I'm a guy. But it takes longer to do than anything.

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kellster 2

Buy a vibrator and use it with your bf!! Three years, and you hadn't thought of that yet???

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mangotreats 2

let him use your vibrator on you during sex

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all_the_same 0

its actually completly normal. over 70% of women can not ogasm from intercourse alone. ive been with my boyfriend for a year and have never orgasmed. Lately ive been getting more into sex and have been willing to try new things and tell him what i like and it has made sex so much better. you should try it too

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letitbe56 0

She Comes First by Ian Kerner. Get a guy friend of his to recommend it to him if it would be awkward or he would be offended if you did it yourself.

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kateygirl16 0

I'm 16 years old, have been dating my bf for 3 months, and he's given me an ****** everytime he fingers me... Maybe you're just talking about sex?

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dancin303 0

fingering isnt sex if it doesnt break the hymen so therefore she is a virgin

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waterynuggets 0

The hymen is NOT proof of virginity or lack thereof. The hymen can break when exercising for example, and IIRC some women are born without hymens. So you fail. Virginity is also a social construct and a personal decision as to when it's "gone."

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