Health: Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive...

By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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el_bell3618 29

Monday 11 January 2016 6:59

Those would be some awfully soggy socks to wear around...

hasooon 24

Monday 11 January 2016 7:01

Landed on your face, broke your toe. Kappa

Comments

FemskyD 26

Monday 11 January 2016 7:21

Cleanfreak or not mopsocks sound pretty entertaining :p

doodlecloud 26

Monday 11 January 2016 23:46

I'm actually more surprised that OP bothered to call herself a clean freak. I feel like an actual clean freak would rather clean properly than walk around in dirty socks that continually attract dust....entertaining, maybe, clean, not so much.

laurellkawes 31

Monday 11 January 2016 7:24

Those socks just scream bad idea and a very painful landing

freya1998 23

Monday 11 January 2016 8:00

maybe not meant for stairs, but those sound like so much fun! don't stop using these or otherwise, I'll be happy to take them ;)

sturschaedel 27

Monday 11 January 2016 8:03

YDI alone for the fact that you bought "expensive" ones when it would be far cheaper to buy a cheap mop and attach it to your feet.

ManUtdFan743 21

Monday 11 January 2016 19:14

This is such stupid logic that I don't know whether to take you seriously or not.

Technastar 25

Monday 11 January 2016 8:05

Yes, stairs... my old nemesis... we meet again! I'm not entirely sure that the socks are to blame for the fall, lots of people wear novelty socks without any accidents. this was obviously an assassination attempt on ops life.