Buy a cheap *****, and then on Christmas morning when he asks for the anal you promised him, pull out the ***** and tell him to bend over. When he tells you that's not what he wanted then just reply with "But honey, its what you asked for."

Lube isn't too expensive. Better stock up.

Sex acts that you haven't done before or are uncomfortable with shouldn't be 'given' as a gift - instead of working it gradually into your sex life, the pressure is there to perform on the day.

Tell him that the only anal done would be with a ***** up his butt. Period.

Just try it. You might like it

Like in DBZ Abridged in that one movie where Goku wants Chi Chi's "mouth present"

I will never understand why any guy would rather put their dick in a girls ass when there's a perfectly good ****** right there. so gross....

That's one shitty gift

*laughs* Tell him to pick the ***** he wants used on him and you'll get the straps!

I'm sure if you're uncomfortable with it he would understand. Just make sure if you do end up going through with it that you start slow. And lube is your friend.