Intimacy: Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Spicy

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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nomadxx7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

itsme88 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.

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aleia18 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 22:04

Your lucky she didn't kill you because I would have

wtfmeesh 4

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:04

That's what you get for being a *****

sulitak 27

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:13

If I was the gf: girl would've left naked... I would've called the cops for indecent exposure then dumped the bf.

stretchedthin 20

Tuesday 14 January 2014 6:53

*****!!

KandH 4

Monday 27 January 2014 0:10

Thats disgusting you should be ashamed

Fou_Lou 20

Friday 28 February 2014 13:03

Its funny how all the anger is directed towards her and not the Boy who wronged his girlfriend. Its not her responsibility its the reposibility of the one who has a partner to not sleep with other persons.

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 16 June 2014 11:26

My thoughts exactly. I'm surprised at how much hate the OP is getting, and how little the guy is getting.

djdrweeeck 4

Wednesday 10 September 2014 0:35

This has the most YDI I've ever seen...

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Friday 2 January 2015 11:56

Unless you knew he had a girlfriend, fyl.

mthurston 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:24

Pics or it didn't happen

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 9 April 2015 11:54

I need more information on whether you knew he had a girlfriend or not.

jeffreyl0ve_2011 14

Saturday 27 June 2015 3:20

ooh burn! that must sucked so bad!

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