Kids: Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 21:43 - United States - Wailuku

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 14:23 - United States - Marshall

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 17:00

Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML

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By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By blah - 15/08/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

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By privacy! - 02/05/2021 08:02

Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML

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Mortifying

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

She must really hate My Little Pony.

droidlover 14

Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

Call the veterinarian ASAP!!

Comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 2 December 2013 2:37

She probably put that "up" in the search by accident. So yes, you should be concerned that she's searching for how to blow a horse.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 2 December 2013 2:44

So she was trying to figure out how to make a bomb to blow a horse? Strangest bomb ever.

DocBastard 38

Monday 2 December 2013 2:49

Shh. You're ruining it. I'll admit it sounded better in my head.

justtheotherguy 12

Monday 2 December 2013 6:10

She's into porno.. When I do it like a horse I always get a great ********

speakersboom 19

Monday 2 December 2013 2:38

RUN, SEABISCUIT, RUN!!!

foxy_grampa 19

Monday 2 December 2013 2:38

So therapy about the bomb, and a tutor for probably English, unless she really wants to blow up a horse then therapy will suffice

perdix 29

Monday 2 December 2013 2:44

She's so stupid, she'll probably end up joining Al Queso, the cheese terrorists.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Monday 2 December 2013 4:37

I laughed at your comment, then face-palmed for laughing at such a stupid, yet clever comment, then laughed some more.

touch_phobia 13

Monday 2 December 2013 2:47

I'm conflicted. Looking through search history usually doesn't reflect on a person so I don't think am internet search was quite necessary, what did you expect to find? On the other hand I can't really argue when what you did find was, indeed, worrying.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Monday 2 December 2013 4:40

You do realize you completely contradicted your entire statement, right? At first, you said " Browser history doesn't reflect who a person is," then you said, " But what you found is worrying." As you said, however, OP has nothing to worry about because browser history doesn't necessarily reflect who a person is.