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Maybe she was just trying to make a heroin cake. It was the next step after those poppy seed cakes.
She was trying to inhale the fumes. If I were OP I would lock away all my tin foil
Maybe she needs to be thrown in rehab now and save you the trouble down the road! A puff of a joint at a party is one thing when kids are 14, but thinking she was doing heroine is quite a leap from that!
I read it as "light saber" at first (" ._.)
I'd smack the shit out of her if it were my kid!
She was trying to be sweet:)
sadly this is how kids are today.
Wait, so only kids nowadays use drugs? I could've sworn the late '60s and early '70s was full of adolescents using drugs as a sign of rebellion. Guess not.
I think the message is clear: time to illegalize spoons. Too great of a threat to kids everywhere.
Uh, yeah no. Not all of us are ignoramuses like OP's daughter, so don't generalize.
Especially those deadly assault spoons. They're the real cause of fatal obesity if you ask me.
Sadly this is how SOME commenters are today
Goodness forbid they find ladles!
Actually its found that more teens and adults use way more drugs today than in the 60s 70s and 80s. Though the 60s are still known as the hippie stoner age.
That's because weed is damn near everywhere nowadays, 39. Plus the Internet will teach you all sorts of things that was more or less word of mouth back in the 60's-70's. Everyone knows marijuana isn't too bad for you so more people are trying it, while back then it was thought to turn you into a devil, or a scrambled egg. Drug consumption will never die down, so the supply will never stop. It's only going to get worse as the fiends are turning younger and younger. I'm not saying all "drugs" are bad, but being a fiend means taking recreational to habitual.
No, its not.
I get how teens would want to try pot, but heroin!? That shit ***** up lives. My cousin was a heroin addict. He's dead now and he's left behind a pair of kids that are never going to lead a happy life.
Too bad it wasn't cocaine...
Agreed. I've seen many many people get into that stuff throughout my life, and very few have returned.
Annnnnnd someone's an idiot.
Go lighter on the kid, will you? She's the heroine of an FML! ...Sorry, too spoon?
Very punny. I hope the likes on this comment are high.
Not unless they've been breathing in some fumes.
What's worse? That she wanted to do drugs? Or that she sucked at doing drugs?
That was (sadly?) my first thought to. Not just that your daughter's apparently an idiot for wanting to do drugs, but that she's apparently an idiot PERIOD.
And the irony of me typoing 'too' while calling someone else an idiot... ¬.¬;
I think the worst part is op hasn't taught their child better.
Who said OP hasn't. Parents aren't always to blame. Sometimes even with the best kids can still be stupid by their own choice.
Make her watch Breaking Bad...she'll not want to emd up like jesses girlfriend
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER :(
great. next time op catches her it will be because she started a meth lab fire. Op, do yourself a favor: dont let her watch breaking bad.
uh oh... well some one needs to hide their lighters and get someone into a drug prevention class
Once I got so baked off baking powder. Thats what it does... right?
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Go lighter on the kid, will you? She's the heroine of an FML! ...Sorry, too spoon?
What's worse? That she wanted to do drugs? Or that she sucked at doing drugs?