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By Obee - 14/04/2009 14:05 - Canada

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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Private freakout

By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:06

I don't think you were just wrestling...

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:04

Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...

Comments

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:39

#91 General protocol for cops requesting entry is to explain that they recieved reports of strange noises and would like to investigate to make sure everything is alright. They do not say "Let me into your house now or else." And yes there are certainly cases of police misconduct and brutality and I have personally been involved in protests against it, but there are far more cases of police investigating real crimes and failing to save the victim because they could not arrive in time. And in effort to prevent this very situation from happening, it is in my opinion absolutely okay to let police investigate my home if they feel that it is neccesary. If there is even the slightest chance of it saving someone's life, I don't see how you could deny it.

Zizzle 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:02

As long as we all agree that letting cops in blindly without checking the integrity of the situation is generally wrong, I don't think we have an argument. That's been Seeg's stance the entire time.

i_imagine 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:28

LMAO @ #19's comment. xD But yeah. What the hell?

sLap_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:34

H I L A R I O U S i actually laughed out loud.

marcusaurelius 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:46

cuz that's not gay at all...

rnegi 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:50

What the he'll

cartering 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:03

The cops show up to your house because they received a complaint from people that screaming was inside and it sounded like a rape - chances are, screaming was heard on the background in the phonecall to the cops. Why refuse to search unless you actually have something to hide and you want to bury it in the attic, kill off the girl you are raping/threaten her with death if she makes another sound while the cops get a warrant to come in by force, kick your door down? Unless they were actually raping a girl, or otherwise doing something illegal, there was no reason at all to refuse. Unless of course they knew a girl next apartment over was being raped and just want to tie up the cops in their apartment to keep that rape ongoing because they were anti-women in general or wouldn't second go at her