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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By love-shot - 17/08/2013 08:24 - United States - Hays

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

Did she still say yes? :)

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

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blair_kitty 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:35

did she atleast say yes?

fishisacat 2

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:56

Did she say yes, though?

jillybean555 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:47

Aww,

YesyDidWhat 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:57

Omg that really stinks, still I hope she said yes:)

Missy612 14

Wednesday 25 April 2012 5:48

EWWW.I bet she felt the love

iteenlovequotes 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:59

So.... did she say yes?

miss_rejected 6

Friday 27 April 2012 16:26

You're like Stan from South Park.

fknprincess94 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:00

Awhh

Garfunkle17 1

Monday 30 April 2012 4:44

Wow pussy

bwtchinheels 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 3:41

Aww. Did she still say yes?

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