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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By love-shot - 17/08/2013 08:24 - United States - Hays

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

Did she still say yes? :)

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

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totalnewbeeee 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:33

Aww i'm sorry ... Did she say yes

shawnaishere 14

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:57

Hopefully she said yes and understood but even if she got mad you still have an awesome, funny proposal story.

tinkdatank 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:59

Hey don't worry about it, I puked on my girlfriend's shoes, but I kept going with it and it only made the moment more special for her in some wierd way haha

YeahCourse 4

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:01

Man hey you got one life OP **** it! Go for it!

OHai15 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:02

Its. A. Sign.

dhbeaver 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:04

so whens the wedding?

OHai15 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:05

Its. A. Sign.

laurenmacias 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:28

Since you're still calling her your fiancé I'm guessing it didn't go to well

Zachthejoker 10

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:31

NicexD

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:50

The thought of marrying her made you sick, huh? It's not too late to walk away.

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