By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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arandomusernameaa 20

For what, smoking? Stop being such a judgemental twat and let people make there own decisions....

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sdroze1389 31

Lol I knew the second I saw this fml that there would be at least twenty people preaching the health values of not smoking and ignore the fact that some idiot stuffed a fuse in his nose and lit his head on fire.

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sdroze1389 31

that's a lot of commas btw lol I'm assuming they were supposed to be periods

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DotDootyDot 17

Best thing to do when you have a nose bleed is to lower your head and pinch your nose for a few minutes.

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sdroze1389 31

yes a burnt nostril is much more deterring than increased probability of cancer.

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arandomusernameaa 20

Stop being so judgemental.

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Axipiter 24

79, it's not judgemental when we all have to breathe the same air.

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sdroze1389 31

#121. it's the same toxin that spews out of cars. I don't drive but I won't judge you for doing it.

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OfficialJSmooth1 6

Well at least no one will have to tell you that smoking is bad for you!

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sammieshortcake 15

Holy flaming toilet paper, Batman!

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Comoke1024 19

You should go to schools. Kids need to hear the dangers of smoking and having flammable snot.

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Credibleskills 28

Ehh, I mean you 'kinda' deserved that one to be honest.

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