Animals, Kids, Embarrassing and Birds: Invaded

Invaded

By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML

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You deserved it 331

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 666

You deserved it 4 124

By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 786

You deserved it 51 165

By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 585

You deserved it 506

By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 850

You deserved it 3 603

By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 839

You deserved it 5 046

By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 149

You deserved it 6 182

Time to move

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 757

You deserved it 96

Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 285

You deserved it 858

By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 298

You deserved it 1 855

By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 168

You deserved it 43 307

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 14:37

This is why all bathrooms need doors and locks...

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 25 April 2017 23:52

Doorless restroom? The ****?

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joeyl2008 29

Tuesday 25 April 2017 14:34

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Cali 54

Tuesday 25 April 2017 17:21

...was that a really bad attempt at a joke?

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 14:37

This is why all bathrooms need doors and locks...

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 25 April 2017 15:07

That must have either been a really noisy pad or those gulls had really sharp ears because the last time I checked, pads did not sound like bags of chips.

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 18:18

well they do have sharp hearing

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 26 April 2017 0:05

They're birds, I imagine any kind of plastic crinkling is going to make them think "FOOD!"

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 26 April 2017 1:15

Sadly, I can easily imagine them all going "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!" XD

wickedgetz 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 20:11

Kids these days have great hearing.

GIJoefan 6

Tuesday 25 April 2017 20:44

Silly birds!

kimiirenee 17

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:07

if you're at the beach, why not use a tampon so you don't end up with a bloody diaper on?

TaoShaman 24

Tuesday 25 April 2017 22:24

Not everyone can or wants to. And what do diapers have to do with anything? They're not the same thing. People go to the beach without getting in the water all the time.