By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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bobbyguy 17

Maybe it's sign that you should stop smoking!

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RoseCrystal 17

That's one way to cauterize your nose hahaha!

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middlenamefrank 8

Well, you knew smoking was going to kill you, you just didn't know how.

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ABillOnFire 15

That's like someone dying of heart issues and saying "You deserve it for sometimes eating junk food"... don't be so judgemental

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MrRazzle 4

Congratulations! You just found another potention way for cigarettes to cause bodily harm!

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StickyPickles 33

ydi for not looking in the shitter before tossing it. . for not flushing right away too if anything

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jacoposki 14

wait, what? you may want to read the FML again.

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weveallbeenthere 30

read FML first, comment after you form a sensible thought.

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MidnaLink 33

How fo you forget you've got something stuffed in you're nose?!

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