By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML
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OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

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llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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avitjep 1

This happened to my brother when we played as a group with our parents

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Emilygod2 14

I had to do that to a entire table of my mom and her friends with a bunch of cards....im 14

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AGames 7

This is why you only play with close friends

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Cassandra2015 21

good drinking game ! hilarious and fun

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kalbrek009 20

At least you didn't have to explain what a queeb is...(menstrual version of queef, just in case you didn't already know).

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animenerd26 12

My step-sister and I had explain the same thing to her great-aunt while playing. I know your pain.

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SailorButterfly 8

My 17 year old brother had to Google "********" the first time he played the game with the family. After doing so, he insisted it was on a guy. After dying of laughter, we convinced him to look it up again. We'll never let him live that down!

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