By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML
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lulinator 40

OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

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llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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Nej1988 6

Apple's to Apple's is uncomfortable with my immediate family, I think I would rather die than play cards against humanity with my family.

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frostbiteness 7

The exact thing happened to me! My sincerest apologies, and no, it doesn't leave your memory any time soon.

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Morgynn 8

....I had to also tell my mom what that word meant...

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bandgeek845 10

How about trying apples to apples next time

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jh921971 10

All you had to do was show her urban dictionary then she could look it up herself. It worked for my mom.

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Lili_love 14

Maybe you should stick with Apples to Apples for family game night

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16lugo 13

I found out what queefing was from my crush. embarrassing! ! I turned bright red before waking away fast!

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JD26803 11

If its any compensation i had to explain to my girlfriends mum what it was. Fortunately me and her have a pretty good relationship so it worked out, plus my girlfriends younger brother helped me out! In the end we laughed it off (close call though). Hopefully your experience went down along those lines

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musicaloctopus 2

I had to explain it to my grandmother when my dad told us to play the game with her.

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