By samaram - 04/06/2013 06:47 - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
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isallwaysme 27

here's your chhhhhaanggge *spits everywhere*

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ChrisWaines 9

Oh, no bueno! Maybe you can pass it off as recent dental work?

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ChrisWaines 9

Oh, no bueno! Maybe you can pass it off as recent dental work?

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jarrettd 27

You shouldn't be handing people money if you are sick.

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DoubleR_Anna 4

They don't care if you're sick, they'll still have you come in.

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isallwaysme 27

here's your chhhhhaanggge *spits everywhere*

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license2chill 5

"Keep the change, bastard", *punch cashier in the face*

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NeatNit 32

That sounds serious! I hope you go to the hospital or something on case it's worse than you think. BTW posting on FML should not be your first reaction :P

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Enslaved 36

Hospital seems extreme. Even to go to the doctor seems like a waste. Colds usually just need to run its course. Plenty of rest and fluids to keep you hydrated should work best. (: And also posting an FML probably isn't the OP's first reaction but even if it were, what's the big deal? It takes 2 minutes to submit.

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obnum 19

Lol the image I'm getting in my head is so gross. Especially when you sneeze; snot and saliva everywhere...

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groovycrazyjoe 18

making me laugh so hard picturing OP mouth like Peter on family guy

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OscarDV 8

If you have a cold, I don't think you should be going into work. Especially as a cashier, already touching dirty money, sort of makes it worse with a sickness.

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Enslaved 36

"Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me".

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EvilUndead 9

Well, you should, but only if you want to infect every single customer and employee. (sarcasm)I'm sure your employer will appreciate that, especially if you have strong cold that can put half of the staff on sick leave.

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UberNova 18

You aren't meant to bite when you sneeze....so how the hell did you do this?

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theworldismad 10

I've done it before, I'm not really sure how, but I've bitten my tongue when I've sneezed. It happens

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Enslaved 36

Now you can use that drool to separate those fresh crisp dollar bills that like to stick together.:P

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