By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
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cooterpie 11

Eh, it's good luck.

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HowAreYouToday 34

I don't suck on bird poop.... Do you??? XD

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rcloca 10

Lol no how Do I know u don't. U could be lyong

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HowAreYouToday 34

-.- I don't because I'm not a creeper

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HowAreYouToday 34

You better be.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Thanx. Means a lot

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rcloca 10

Why the thumbs down everyone? Ruining the mood, oops I did it again ;)

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Pandaloverr 0

That's a crappy situation to be stuck in . (;

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meatbunss 1

She shouldn't **** with birds. Those bitches don't play.

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tjv3 10

that is why you don't f@ck with mother nature

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obnoxious3_3_3 1

Ski trip $500 skies $100 getting shit on by birds priceless

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mom2pen 4

Skis, skies is plural of sky

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GrammaticalNazi 2

Commas are nice. Come to think of it, so is a relevant comment.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Running shoes: $119.95.

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theguy33 1

Is that all FML is anymore a bunch of grammar ******* nazi's

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Obviously not. Someone forgot to get rid of you.

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Silenthunter 0

I see what you did there. Well played sir, well played indeed.

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skata 4

I also see what you did there. A bad pun that was only moderately funny the first time it was said has once again been repeated.

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PandaSmile 24

But bird poo is good luck... For some clearly xD

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borkchop1992 15

yeahhhh.....ydi

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baseballlegitly0 2

shit faced lol

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asterik99 3

Haha what a shitty day

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