Love: Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my...

By SwimminginSweat - 27/02/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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Monday 27 February 2012 11:59

He must have the hots for you

puppypuncher 5

Monday 27 February 2012 11:59

That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but

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Devin91 20

Monday 27 February 2012 12:36

You must really like him besides that whole sweat thing.

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 February 2012 12:46

At least he didn't say, "Oooh baby I'm so wet for you".

jerseyboy732 16

Monday 27 February 2012 13:45

that's what she's supposed to say to him

hrubi4x4 4

Monday 27 February 2012 17:23

Duh he knows that

Senseless_487 29

Monday 27 February 2012 12:50

He was probably just nervous, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. I hope you didn't say anything to shatter his ego, and just washed your hands afterwards.

EpicSquishii 21

Monday 27 February 2012 13:08

It's possible to get certain diseases and/or infections via skin-to-skin contact when profuse sweating is involved. I suggest a snorkle and wetsuit for next time.

LoveMay 10

Monday 27 February 2012 13:11

Or it's just being polite. No one is going to saw 'ew disgusting to their date just because of sweat, or any reason for that matter.

wolflove225 10

Monday 27 February 2012 13:37

Get over it people sweat if you didn't want to get his sweat on you, you should have put your arms down to his shoulders.

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 February 2012 14:40

Yes, people sweat. But it's possible that OP wasn't expecting to experience Niagara Falls flowing from this guy's neck.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Monday 27 February 2012 14:01

Sweat is disgusting? It may be a little repelling, but is in no way disgusting. It's completely natural and without it your body would overheat. I guess I'm more surprised that this is coming from a guy. But yeah, you get the point.